I look so fat in this, but then again, I am so fat in real life. Im going on a diet as soon as I get back from NY. Oh and if you could vote that would be awesome. its really easy.
Wtf 79 degrees in the winter California? People are gonna figure out that I’m just wearing the hoodie cuz I’m fat. You are ruining everything.
On my way to AZ
Doing a show at StandUpLlive in PHX tonight, will be back in CA tomorrow and performing at the Pasadena Ice House. For free tickets to either show email assad@assadlive.com. Boombastic. Poon, poon, and more poon.
Wooohooo got me some tumblr
Lets see how long this will last.
For anyone that ends up reading my posts… im sure no one will, please excuse the typos. There will be a great deal of them. I’m dyslexic, so there.
Started today off with going to work. Normal people don’t have to work on MLK day, but i pretty much have to work every holiday cuz i work at an internet start up… that hates black people. No, not really, but I do work almost every holiday. Bullshit.
When I got into work I did what I usually do every Monday morning. I downloaded the new WTF podcast by Marc Maron. Last week he stated that today’s episode would be a first. I had no clue what to expect, but when I heard it I was surprised. Todd Glass is gay!?!?!?! Shut the fuck up! He defiantly doesn’t come off as gay guy, but that’s not why I was surprised. The thing that surprised me is that Todd gives off a certain amount of “I don’t give a fuck.” I don’t know him well at all, but I always saw him as a strong guy and never thought he would hide who he really is. I’m glad he finally came out. He sounded very uncomfortable. I just hope he finds a great weight lifted off his shoulders and happiness with his decision to come out publicly after all these years.
The rest of the work day was pretty uneventful. I grabbed some Mexican food… emmmm Tacos Por Favor. I love that place. It’s turning me into a fat animal, but damn it’s good.
After work, I went to my girlfriends place for an hour just to kill time before heading over to The Comedy Store. Did 3 sets tonight. Felt awesome. don’t mean to toot my own horn but I crushed. I signed like 30 boobs and had at least 5 girls toss their panties on stage. Okay that’s a complete lie, but i was happy with all the sets I did tonight.
Lastly, It was great to see Josh Adam Meyers back at it again. He looked great and seemed in good spirits considering all the shit he just went through.
Now im passing out so good night to all 0 of you out there reading this. I promise to make this more interesting in the future… if i ever write another one.
Slamming poon for life,
Assad Motavasseli
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